You can now hear my voice any time of the day, when you get an alert on your phone or computer! Purchase my pack of 20 voice notifications!

I made 20 voice notifications that can be used for text notifications, ringtones, alarms, etc (these were a limited time gift on my Patreon last November). Here's a visual sample of what I say in the notifications. They come in both mp3 and m4r (for iphone notifications) formats. Some are SFW and others are sexier. Use this form to purchase them!